The Pleasant Life of a Painful Pimple.
Tell me your favorite things.
My life, in short.
The tales of a college student and retail employee in love.
The tales of a college student and retail employee in love.
THAT’S NOT A VERY LADYLIKE WAY TO SIT.
The fuck would you know about it? Are you a woman? I am, and this is one of many ways I sit. Do I waste time worrying about your restrictive ideas of ‘proper’ female behavior? I do not. Blow me.
OKAY, BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU’RE LIKE … TWELVE. ‘WOMAN’ IS A BIT OF A STRETCH.
To be fair, you literally eat poop.
… TOUCHÉ.
(via enhalo)
